Insane Clown Posse Fans Have Been Added To The FBI?s Gang Watch List
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Oh boy. Just in time for Halloween, the FBI has decided to take on a gang that dresses up in frighteningly stupid clothes and make-up?The Juggalos. That?s right, the fans of the seemingly terminally stupid band, Insane Clown Posse, known as the Juggalos, have been deemed a threat by the FBI.
The hardcore fans of Insane Clown Posse have long been known to be idiots, but now, they?re just plain dangerous. At least, according to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, which has added the Juggalos to its 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment list, due to the Juggalos? ?forming more organized subsets and engaging in more gang-like criminal activity,? beyond just hurling feces at concerts (seriously).
The FBI also points out the listess, poo-slinging, and generally dumb behavior of the Juggalos make them hard to target:
?Juggalos? disorganization and lack of structure within their groups, coupled with their transient nature, makes it difficult to classify them and identify their members and migration patterns.?
So, dear readers, if you happen to be walking outside, and you see a group of heavyset folks in oversized jerseys, with their faces painted like clowns, talking to each other about how weird magnets are and how strange science is, best turn around and re-enter your home before poop is thrown at you. It?s the safest bet.
What do you think of the FBI report?
Source: The AV Club
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